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Pedro Pascal red-faced after Baby Yoda reveal

Pedro Pascal Baby Yoda

Ouch. Have you witnessed the moment Pedro Pascal, the man beneath the Mandalorian helmet, accidentally let slip an alternative identity for everyone’s favorite pint-sized Force wielder?

As Pedro Pascal sat on the couch at The Graham Norton Show, he was like a smuggler caught red-handed by the Empire. With the words “Baby Yoda” falling from his mouth in response to a couple of leading questions from the host, you could practically see the Disney executives furiously tapping on their keyboards, preparing their cease and desist letters. Pascal’s face was a mix of anxiety and guilt as though he had accidentally cracked open the carbonite chamber holding Han Solo!

Of course, Pascal’s panic was understandable. Revealing this alternative identity for “Baby Yoda” – or Grogu, as we now know him – is akin to the Mandalorian removing his helmet in public: a big no-no! The actor must have felt like he was in a galaxy far, far away from any hope of redemption.

But let’s not be too hard on Pascal. After all, it’s only natural for a man who spends so much time with a tiny green co-star to let the odd piece of misinformation – or secret truth – slip. Plus, let’s face it: Pascal’s blunder only made the moment all the more endearing, as fans across the globe shared in his collective “oops.”

However, this indiscretion might have sealed his fate in the Star Wars universe. In the next season of The Mandalorian, don’t be surprised if Mando finds himself facing off against a new and powerful foe. Imagine the scene: Mando walks into a dimly lit cantina, only to hear the menacing squeak of the most feared Disney character in the galaxy. There, in the corner, stands Mickey Mouse, clad in battle-worn Beskar armor, ears poking through his helmet, with a lightsaber in hand.

Mando: “I’ve heard stories of your legend, Mr Mouse. They say you’re the one who owns the stars themselves.”

Mickey: “Well, Mando, when you reveal secrets that aren’t yours to tell, you awaken the wrath of the true keeper of the galaxy. Ho-ho!”

Cue the epic battle between our beloved Mandalorian and Mickey Mouse, a clash of titans that will shake the very foundation of Disney+! As they engage in a fierce duel, sparks flying and sabers clashing, viewers will be left wondering whether Mando’s slip-up was worth the wrath of the Mouse. And as for Pedro Pascal, perhaps he’ll keep a tighter grasp on the secrets of the galaxy from now on – or risk facing off against even more Disney legends.

See the offending clip right here:

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Midi-chlorians unveiled – what are these tiny Force powerhouses?

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You’ve heard many a legend told about the Jedi, the Sith, and the Force, but have you ever wondered what’s behind all those fantastic feats in the Star Wars universe? Today, we’re diving deep into the microscopic world of Midi-chlorians, the tiny entities that determine who wields the Force and who doesn’t. This topic is bound to cause some controversy, as Star Wars fans seem to be split on the inclusion of these elements within the Star Wars Universe, with many finding them quite reductive storytelling gimmicks, but George Lucas loved them, so dive in we will.

What are Midi-chlorians, anyway?
Midi-chlorians are the microscopic organisms living inside every living cell in the Star Wars universe. Think of them as the mitochondria of this galaxy, but with way more Force (pun intended)! These little powerhouses are the connection between the living beings and the Force, the mystical energy that flows through everything. The higher the Midi-chlorian count in someone’s cells, the stronger their connection to the Force.

From Padawans to Jedi Masters:
Midi-chlorian counts vary from person to person, and higher counts usually mean a stronger potential to become a Jedi or Sith. When a Jedi Master detects a high Midi-chlorian count in a young child, they might take them under their wing to train them as a Padawan. This is how Anakin Skywalker, with his off-the-charts Midi-chlorian count, was discovered and trained by Obi-Wan Kenobi.

The Dark Side and the Light Side:
Midi-chlorians don’t discriminate between the Light Side and the Dark Side of the Force. They simply act as the link between the living being and the Force. It’s up to the individual and their choices to determine which path they’ll follow. The Jedi harness the Light Side, focusing on peace and harmony, while the Sith tap into the raw power of the Dark Side, often driven by anger and fear. Midi-chlorians just provide the means; it’s up to the Force-user to choose their destiny.

The Force (and Midi-chlorians) Awakens:
Midi-chlorians have been an essential part of the Star Wars universe since they were introduced in Episode I: The Phantom Menace. From the powerful Anakin Skywalker to the more recent Rey, the presence of Midi-chlorians has given rise to some of the galaxy’s most influential Force-users. As new characters emerge and the Star Wars saga continues, you can bet that Midi-chlorians will play a significant role in shaping the balance of power in the galaxy.

FAQs about Midi-chlorians:

  1. Can characters increase their Midi-chlorian count?
    As far as we know, Midi-chlorian counts are determined at birth and cannot be increased artificially. Some legends hint at Sith experiments aimed at boosting Midi-chlorian counts, but none have been confirmed.
  2. Are Midi-chlorians good or evil?
    Midi-chlorians are neither good nor evil. They’re simply the facilitators of the Force, allowing those with a higher count to tap into its power. The individual’s choices and actions determine whether they walk the path of the Light Side or the Dark Side.
  3. Can non-Force users have Midi-chlorians?
    Absolutely! Midi-chlorians are present in every living being in the Star Wars universe. However, the average person has a lower Midi-chlorian count, which isn’t enough to make a significant connection to the Force.

So there you have it, Star Wars fans! Midi-chlorians are the minuscule powerhouses behind the incredible abilities of Jedi and Sith alike. Whether you’re a fan of the Light Side or the Dark Side, we can all agree that the Star Wars universe wouldn’t be the same without these tiny organisms that shape the balance of power. Next time you watch your favorite Star Wars movie or show, remember the crucial role Midi-chlorians play in bringing the Force to life on the screen. May the Force (and Midi-chlorians) be with you, always!

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What will happen to Star Wars after 1983?

The following news report provides a beautifully whimsical insight into the buzz surrounding the original release of Return of the Jedi, and what Lawrence Kasdan and George Lucas had revealed at that point about their future plans for the saga. As someone who was lucky enough to attend a 1983 screening of the third (at that point, possibly the final) Star Wars film, I recall the palpable excitement that precipitated the film’s release. Now part of a well-oiled marketing machine, the merchandising, supporting stories and media buzz about the film was something rarely experienced at the time and it truly felt as though fans were part of a worldwide cultural phenomenon.

A number of interesting sights and tidbits appear within this report, including Harrison Ford suggesting that he was happy to permanently hang up Han Solo’s outfit, an uber-fan queuing up in a rare “Revenge of the Jedi” t-shirt, other fans hinting at the desire for prequel films and early talk about the nine-film story arc that had been drafted in rough form by that stage.

This is a lovely flashback, that will take older fans back to their childhoods and provide newer fans with some understanding as to how significant the Original Trilogy was in the popular culture of its time.

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The Last Jedi is here! Early reactions are positive.

The Last Jedi

Humble members of the general public, like you and I, will finally be able to see Star Wars: The Last Jedi from midnight tonight!

The long-awaited Star Wars instalment is helmed by Rian Johnson, the acclaimed director of Looper (2012), Brick (2005) and the most compellingly gut-wrenching episode of Breaking Bad – Ozymandias. Under his guidance, stars Daisy Ridley, Mark Hamill, John Boyega, Andy Serkis, Adam Driver and the beloved Carrie Fisher (in her final performance), will drive the mysterious penultimate story in the 9-episode saga.

Thanks to early screenings to critics and VIPs, we are able to gain some appreciation as to the quality of the film ahead of launch – and the news is good. The below Twitter reactions indicate overwhelming support for the complex, nuanced episode. It certainly sounds as though we Star Wars fans are in for an early Christmas treat at the cinemas this week. 🙂

 

Without presenting any spoilers, it seems as though there is at least one powerful and surprising twist on its way:

Of course, understanding where this film fits in comparison to others in the saga is something that will be hotly debated. The following Twitter member has given Episode VIII the highest available praise; suggesting that it is even more powerful than The Empire Strikes Back, which is commonly thought to be the high point of the Star Wars movies.

In a mere matter of hours, you’ll be able to find out whether all of this praise stacks up. Whatever the case, it seems as though we’re in for one seriously exciting experience, in a galaxy far, far away.

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Here’s how to avoid spoilers from The Force Awakens

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If you haven’t yet managed to secure a seat to experience The Force Awakens, then you need to do whatever it takes to avoid spoilers – believe me.

The onslaught of film reviews and commentary about Episode VII has begun, and these articles are being liberally shared on social media platforms. How do you know which sites and articles contain stories that reveal critical secrets from the latest Star Wars installment?

This is where the Chrome extension Force Block comes in handy. The app utilizes “smart pattern detection” to determine which content pages are likely to contain spoilers, and it blocks them by default – while giving you the option to reveal the page if you feel it has been flagged in error. Since the launch of the movie, the app has been further enhanced though feedback from those who have seen the film, to recognize specific phrases that suggest a spoiler.

Force Block is only available for users of the Google Chrome web browser at present. To download and install this Chrome extension, go here:

Download Force Block

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