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Pedro Pascal red-faced after Baby Yoda reveal

Pedro Pascal Baby Yoda

Ouch. Have you witnessed the moment Pedro Pascal, the man beneath the Mandalorian helmet, accidentally let slip an alternative identity for everyone’s favorite pint-sized Force wielder?

As Pedro Pascal sat on the couch at The Graham Norton Show, he was like a smuggler caught red-handed by the Empire. With the words “Baby Yoda” falling from his mouth in response to a couple of leading questions from the host, you could practically see the Disney executives furiously tapping on their keyboards, preparing their cease and desist letters. Pascal’s face was a mix of anxiety and guilt as though he had accidentally cracked open the carbonite chamber holding Han Solo!

Of course, Pascal’s panic was understandable. Revealing this alternative identity for “Baby Yoda” – or Grogu, as we now know him – is akin to the Mandalorian removing his helmet in public: a big no-no! The actor must have felt like he was in a galaxy far, far away from any hope of redemption.

But let’s not be too hard on Pascal. After all, it’s only natural for a man who spends so much time with a tiny green co-star to let the odd piece of misinformation – or secret truth – slip. Plus, let’s face it: Pascal’s blunder only made the moment all the more endearing, as fans across the globe shared in his collective “oops.”

However, this indiscretion might have sealed his fate in the Star Wars universe. In the next season of The Mandalorian, don’t be surprised if Mando finds himself facing off against a new and powerful foe. Imagine the scene: Mando walks into a dimly lit cantina, only to hear the menacing squeak of the most feared Disney character in the galaxy. There, in the corner, stands Mickey Mouse, clad in battle-worn Beskar armor, ears poking through his helmet, with a lightsaber in hand.

Mando: “I’ve heard stories of your legend, Mr Mouse. They say you’re the one who owns the stars themselves.”

Mickey: “Well, Mando, when you reveal secrets that aren’t yours to tell, you awaken the wrath of the true keeper of the galaxy. Ho-ho!”

Cue the epic battle between our beloved Mandalorian and Mickey Mouse, a clash of titans that will shake the very foundation of Disney+! As they engage in a fierce duel, sparks flying and sabers clashing, viewers will be left wondering whether Mando’s slip-up was worth the wrath of the Mouse. And as for Pedro Pascal, perhaps he’ll keep a tighter grasp on the secrets of the galaxy from now on – or risk facing off against even more Disney legends.

See the offending clip right here:

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The Ultimate Star Wars Viewing Order

Darkened cinema filled with movie-goers

As a fan of the Star Wars saga, you’ve probably found yourself faced with questions from newcomers to the movies, wondering: what’s the best order to watch these iconic films? With the release of the prequels, sequels, and standalone stories, there are numerous ways to embark on your journey through a galaxy far, far away. You might have your own views, and if it’s little ones that you’re introducing to the series, you could potentially make the case that starting from The Phantom Menace sets the right tone, but in this editorial, we’re going to make a compelling case for one optimal viewing order that we believe offers the most satisfying and coherent experience for both newcomers and seasoned fans alike.

Introducing the “Flashback Order”
Fans and newbies, allow us to present the “Flashback Order.” This sequence places the original trilogy (Episodes IV, V, and VI) at the forefront, followed by the prequels (Episodes I, II, and III), and culminates with the sequels (Episodes VII, VIII, and IX). In this order, you’ll have the opportunity to relive the charm of the original films, explore the backstory of key characters, and witness the thrilling conclusion to the Skywalker saga – all without having key events and relationships spoiled.

Here’s the recommended viewing order in detail:

  1. Episode IV: A New Hope
  2. Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
  3. Episode VI: Return of the Jedi
  4. Episode I: The Phantom Menace
  5. Episode II: Attack of the Clones
  6. Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
  7. Episode VII: The Force Awakens
  8. Episode VIII: The Last Jedi
  9. Episode IX: The Rise of Skywalker

Now, let’s delve into the reasons behind this order and why it makes for the most rewarding Star Wars experience.

Preserving the Iconic Twists
The original trilogy, particularly Episodes IV and V, contain some of the most memorable twists in cinematic history. By beginning with A New Hope and The Empire Strikes Back, you preserve the suspense and the impact of these revelations. By contrast, watching the prequels first would spoil these surprises and diminish their emotional resonance.

Exploring the Origins After the Classics
By the time you finish Return of the Jedi, you’ll have witnessed the original saga and the redemption of Darth Vader. This is the perfect moment to jump back in time and delve into the prequels. This order allows you to explore the origins of iconic characters like Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan Kenobi, and Emperor Palpatine while maintaining the emotional investment you’ve built up in the original trilogy.

As you watch the prequels, the knowledge of what will eventually happen to these characters adds a layer of dramatic irony that enhances the story. You’ll also gain a better understanding of the broader Star Wars universe, including the rise of the Empire and the fall of the Jedi Order.

The Sequels: A Fitting Conclusion
The Flashback Order wraps up with the sequels, which focus on the next generation of heroes and villains while paying tribute to the legacy of the original cast. With the backstory of the original trilogy and the prequels fresh in your mind, you’ll be able to appreciate the narrative connections and thematic parallels that span the entire saga.

By the time you reach The Rise of Skywalker, you’ll have a comprehensive understanding of the Star Wars mythos, making the film’s conclusion and the cameo appearances of a number of legacy characters all the more poignant and satisfying.

An Inclusive Experience
While we stand by the Flashback Order, we mustn’t forget the standalone films and animated series that enrich the Star Wars universe. We recommend watching Rogue One and Solo after you’ve completed the Flashback Order, as they provide additional context and depth to the saga. Additionally, if you’re up for more adventure, consider diving into the animated series like The Clone Wars and Star Wars Rebels, which further explore the galaxy and its diverse cast of characters.

TL;DR: The Flashback Order as the Ultimate Star Wars Experience
The Flashback Order offers a well-rounded and comprehensive Star Wars experience that honors the original trilogy’s charm, dives into the prequels’ rich backstory, and delivers a fitting conclusion with the sequels. By preserving iconic twists, exploring character origins, and celebrating the legacy of the original films, this order ensures that both newcomers and longtime fans will find something to love.

With the standalone films and animated series as complementary additions, you’ll be immersed in the captivating galaxy of Star Wars, leaving no stone unturned in your interstellar adventure.

So, gather your friends, grab some popcorn, and embark on the ultimate Star Wars journey with the Flashback Order. May the Force be with you!

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Midi-chlorians unveiled – what are these tiny Force powerhouses?

Midi-Chlorians

You’ve heard many a legend told about the Jedi, the Sith, and the Force, but have you ever wondered what’s behind all those fantastic feats in the Star Wars universe? Today, we’re diving deep into the microscopic world of Midi-chlorians, the tiny entities that determine who wields the Force and who doesn’t. This topic is bound to cause some controversy, as Star Wars fans seem to be split on the inclusion of these elements within the Star Wars Universe, with many finding them quite reductive storytelling gimmicks, but George Lucas loved them, so dive in we will.

What are Midi-chlorians, anyway?
Midi-chlorians are the microscopic organisms living inside every living cell in the Star Wars universe. Think of them as the mitochondria of this galaxy, but with way more Force (pun intended)! These little powerhouses are the connection between the living beings and the Force, the mystical energy that flows through everything. The higher the Midi-chlorian count in someone’s cells, the stronger their connection to the Force.

From Padawans to Jedi Masters:
Midi-chlorian counts vary from person to person, and higher counts usually mean a stronger potential to become a Jedi or Sith. When a Jedi Master detects a high Midi-chlorian count in a young child, they might take them under their wing to train them as a Padawan. This is how Anakin Skywalker, with his off-the-charts Midi-chlorian count, was discovered and trained by Obi-Wan Kenobi.

The Dark Side and the Light Side:
Midi-chlorians don’t discriminate between the Light Side and the Dark Side of the Force. They simply act as the link between the living being and the Force. It’s up to the individual and their choices to determine which path they’ll follow. The Jedi harness the Light Side, focusing on peace and harmony, while the Sith tap into the raw power of the Dark Side, often driven by anger and fear. Midi-chlorians just provide the means; it’s up to the Force-user to choose their destiny.

The Force (and Midi-chlorians) Awakens:
Midi-chlorians have been an essential part of the Star Wars universe since they were introduced in Episode I: The Phantom Menace. From the powerful Anakin Skywalker to the more recent Rey, the presence of Midi-chlorians has given rise to some of the galaxy’s most influential Force-users. As new characters emerge and the Star Wars saga continues, you can bet that Midi-chlorians will play a significant role in shaping the balance of power in the galaxy.

FAQs about Midi-chlorians:

  1. Can characters increase their Midi-chlorian count?
    As far as we know, Midi-chlorian counts are determined at birth and cannot be increased artificially. Some legends hint at Sith experiments aimed at boosting Midi-chlorian counts, but none have been confirmed.
  2. Are Midi-chlorians good or evil?
    Midi-chlorians are neither good nor evil. They’re simply the facilitators of the Force, allowing those with a higher count to tap into its power. The individual’s choices and actions determine whether they walk the path of the Light Side or the Dark Side.
  3. Can non-Force users have Midi-chlorians?
    Absolutely! Midi-chlorians are present in every living being in the Star Wars universe. However, the average person has a lower Midi-chlorian count, which isn’t enough to make a significant connection to the Force.

So there you have it, Star Wars fans! Midi-chlorians are the minuscule powerhouses behind the incredible abilities of Jedi and Sith alike. Whether you’re a fan of the Light Side or the Dark Side, we can all agree that the Star Wars universe wouldn’t be the same without these tiny organisms that shape the balance of power. Next time you watch your favorite Star Wars movie or show, remember the crucial role Midi-chlorians play in bringing the Force to life on the screen. May the Force (and Midi-chlorians) be with you, always!

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What will happen to Star Wars after 1983?

The following news report provides a beautifully whimsical insight into the buzz surrounding the original release of Return of the Jedi, and what Lawrence Kasdan and George Lucas had revealed at that point about their future plans for the saga. As someone who was lucky enough to attend a 1983 screening of the third (at that point, possibly the final) Star Wars film, I recall the palpable excitement that precipitated the film’s release. Now part of a well-oiled marketing machine, the merchandising, supporting stories and media buzz about the film was something rarely experienced at the time and it truly felt as though fans were part of a worldwide cultural phenomenon.

A number of interesting sights and tidbits appear within this report, including Harrison Ford suggesting that he was happy to permanently hang up Han Solo’s outfit, an uber-fan queuing up in a rare “Revenge of the Jedi” t-shirt, other fans hinting at the desire for prequel films and early talk about the nine-film story arc that had been drafted in rough form by that stage.

This is a lovely flashback, that will take older fans back to their childhoods and provide newer fans with some understanding as to how significant the Original Trilogy was in the popular culture of its time.

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The Last Jedi is here! Early reactions are positive.

The Last Jedi

Humble members of the general public, like you and I, will finally be able to see Star Wars: The Last Jedi from midnight tonight!

The long-awaited Star Wars instalment is helmed by Rian Johnson, the acclaimed director of Looper (2012), Brick (2005) and the most compellingly gut-wrenching episode of Breaking Bad – Ozymandias. Under his guidance, stars Daisy Ridley, Mark Hamill, John Boyega, Andy Serkis, Adam Driver and the beloved Carrie Fisher (in her final performance), will drive the mysterious penultimate story in the 9-episode saga.

Thanks to early screenings to critics and VIPs, we are able to gain some appreciation as to the quality of the film ahead of launch – and the news is good. The below Twitter reactions indicate overwhelming support for the complex, nuanced episode. It certainly sounds as though we Star Wars fans are in for an early Christmas treat at the cinemas this week. 🙂

 

Without presenting any spoilers, it seems as though there is at least one powerful and surprising twist on its way:

Of course, understanding where this film fits in comparison to others in the saga is something that will be hotly debated. The following Twitter member has given Episode VIII the highest available praise; suggesting that it is even more powerful than The Empire Strikes Back, which is commonly thought to be the high point of the Star Wars movies.

In a mere matter of hours, you’ll be able to find out whether all of this praise stacks up. Whatever the case, it seems as though we’re in for one seriously exciting experience, in a galaxy far, far away.

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